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Aunt Linda found her floral glasses in the vegetable crisper, and Sunday family dinner is finalized for 6:30 PM at Mom's house.
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Your sole task: Pick up 2 loaves of garlic sourdough bread on your way over and tell Aunt Linda her dog is cute. 140 lines of chaos successfully ignored.
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Uncle Dave vs. Aunt Linda regarding Sunday kickoff vs. dessert timing; Chloe poking fun at Aunt Linda's Caps Lock usage. (Verdict: 100% ignorable).
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